Dumb Bitch of the Day: Pauleen Luna

Pauleen Luna should really just stick to reading idiot boards and to just shut her mouth when idiot boards are not present.

Prostitot Miley Cyrus was in Eat Bulaga! last week to promote her Manila concert. And there was
Pauleen Luna and gold-digger extraordinaire, Pia Guanio, to introduce her.

After Miley Cyrus was introduced on stage, Pauleen Luna let out this little bombshell, "Oh my god, you're so tall!!!"

Even before Miley Cyrus opened her mouth to retort "because I have big shoes," I was like "huh?!"

Miley Cyrus is 5'4" or 5'5", you DUMB BITCH!. Miley is tall to midgets.

Obviously "stream of consciousness" is not Pauleen's forte, so everything that she says on TV should be scripted.

Or next time, let Wally Bayola or Jose Manalo do the interviewing chores on Eat Bulaga! At least with Wally and Jose you are assured of a good laugh or two even if you're having a miserable day.

With Pauleen, you're in danger of doing physical harm to the TV. That's not a good idea. Not in this time of rising inflation and commodity goods.