Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: "Tribe Leader" Buhawi Meneses Is Voted Out

How useless are you as the tribe leader that three members of your tribe unanimously voted you out without talking to each other? Well, at least that's what the editing of tonight's boot episode tried to show us.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown has just got boring with the Magan tribe appearing in their third straight tribal council. Tribe leader Buhawi Meneses saw his torched snuffed out this night because frankly his tribe mates might as well fend for themselves. Buhawi was one the contestants that showed a lost of promised early on. I don't know what happened, but he suddenly lost steam following the boot of Doc Ferdz.

Buhawi was never felt by his tribe. So good riddance. Even his tribemates did not shed a single tear. So moving on.

Survivor producers must have been worried about losing viewership because judging by next week's episodes, Magan will be no more and the game once again becoming a battle between two tribes.

Good news for me because I will bail if the fuckery that is the current Survivor Philippines continues. A talent contest for the reward challenge? What is that?! Either GMA 7 is searching for their next big star in Survivor Philippines or the mosquitoes have eaten the last remaining brain cells of challenge producers, hence they can't think of a more survival-type challenge.

Please, I want to see Jon Hall's ass kicked - preferably by Moi but anybody will do. I'm not picky. Ian Batterson's discovery of Michelle Madrigal and Jon Hall's trickery regarding the gold coins is very promising. I hope the stupid moron follows through with his plan to go along with Moi, Ervic and whathisface?... Aaron!

And please enough with the visits by former Survivor contestants! Ano ito guesting ng mg talents ng GMA-7? I don't need to see Nanay Zita there, please. If I want to see her I will try to find her billboard for a laundry soap along Edsa or some highway.

Mariel Rodriguez and Toni Gonzaga Are At War

Since Toni Gonzaga is promoting Kokey@Ako, we found out that she has an ongoing rift with her friend Mariel Rodriguez.

But Toni is keeping mum on the true cause of her rift with her erstwhile BFF. But clarifies it did not stem from her aborted movie with Robin Padilla.

"Tapos na kasi, so maigi na ‘yong tapos na. Ayaw ko na. Kung ano na ‘yong mga narinig ko, kung ano na ‘yong mga nalaman ko, akin na lang ‘yon. Huwag n’yo na siyang tanungin sa akin."

However, just a day after Toni's attempts to be secretive and vague came many speculations in tabloids and TV showbiz news programs about the caused of the rift between Toni and Mariel Rodriguez.

Toni allegedly gots the hurt after she learned that Mariel calls her "duling" behind her back. To make matters worst, Mariel imitates her hosting style with her eyes cross.

Well, friends should be above physical flaws. I believe that. But the truth really hurts. Ain't that right, Toni? I've written in this blog that there's something something in Toni eyes, which I suspect is the reason why her fans or non-fans claim that she's suplada.

And Mariel... is a dumbass. If you are childish enough to make fun of your BFF behind her back, then you should also be smart enough not to get caught. But then again in all my years I haven't encountered a childish person who is also smart.

Word is Toni is not the only victim of Mariel's cattiness and bitchiness. There's also KC Concepcion. Yes, the megastar's daughter. Mariel, the insekyora, allegedly questioned why KC was given Simply KC when she is the better host of the two.

Where Mariel got the information that she is a good host, we can only blame to one or two fans who previously frequented Wowowee. And please, KC may not possess the charisma of either of her parent but KC's fingernails are unarguably prettier than Mariel's fez.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: Not Too Shocking Boot of Mykah

Mykah Flores, the bidang extra, turned out to be another oxygen stealer, another mouth to feed who must be booted out STAT. Magan tribe did not disappoint by voting out Mykah in last night's tribal council.

Mykah will not be missed. So that's that.

On the more interesting happenings at camps this week.

Thank goodness that only-the-leader-will-vote-the-next-bootee thingy was just a one-time event. If it were up to Buhawi again he might have decided to let Mykah stay at the last moment.

Buwi is annoying me. For a leader, he actually has no balls that's why he got insecure with Doc Ferdz. He hasn't got the mettle to last til the end because he won't be able to make the right decisions.

Moi and Aaron giving those coconut leaf wall/roof panels to Sar Mayee will work in a networking situation but not in a game where the smartest and strongest has the most likelihood of emerging the winner. As much as I dislike Michelle Madrigal and Jon Hall, they were right in that making the other more miserable and weak will be to Nagar's advantage.

What's with Jon hating Moi? Galit ba siya sa pangit? I am not saying Moi is unattractive but looking at his standard of beauty (hello Audrey Miles and Michelle Madrigal), Moi definitely gets the shortest end of the stick.

Jon Hall is strategizing hard, as in very hard. I suspect it will come to bite him in the ass sooner rather than later. If the bitee were Moi or Aaron, that would be a fitting comeuppance.

The "kidnapping" of Ervic by Nagar is like the monkey wrench thrown into Jon's plans for Moi and Aaron. I would really like to see either Jon or Michelle voted out by the swing vote of Ian Batterson. Ian is okay by himself but gets annoying when I see him in the company of Jon and Michelle.

Last night's tribal council was really boring. I found myself thinking over and over again "I do not need to know these things." Boring questions and even more boring answers.

Next time on Survivor Philippines, a whole episode of Solenn's birthday celebration. Really.

Marian Rivera and Bela Padilla End Rift

The catfight between Marian Rivera and Bela Padilla, the costars from GMA-7's Endless Love, ended before it even begun.

Marian Rivera and Bela Padilla, together with their respective entourages, met at a closed door meeting with GMA 7 executive Wilma Galvante to patch things up between them.

After 10-15 minutes inside, Marian with her manager left without granting interviews. Bela stayed inside the office, with a satisfied look on her face, according to sources. Marian reportedly left immediately to go to a hospital where boyfriend Dingdong Dantes, allegedly the center of the catfight between the two ladies, is laid up.

What promised to be an epic battle between good and evil turned out to be a dud!

Just as Bela's manager Claire de la Fuente and Bela's relative Eva Carino (ang atribi na inang yan nina BB Gandanghari and Robin Padilla), have entered the fray. Then a long-winded written official statement from Dingdong defending Marian and confessing his undying love for her, and ... that's it. Booo!

Shaina Magdayao Scandalous Rumor Is Not True - Boy Abunda

In his SNN TV program, TV host/manager defended young star Shaina Magdayao against rumors that she was brought to the emergency room recently still intimately attached to boyfriend, actor John Lloyd Cruz.

The rumor started as a blind item in radio and tabloids but has now spread in blogs.

Abunda's statement: ''Mga kaibigan, nais lamang po nating itama ang isang maling balita. Kasi po may umiikot na malisyoso at bastos na balita na may kinalaman kina Shaina Magdayao at John Lloyd Cruz. The first time I heard about this tsismis... ang involved na ospital po, mga kaibigan, ay isang ospital sa Quezon City hanggang ito ay nalipat sa isang ospital sa Makati. Ito ay may kinalaman sa diumano'y pagdala kay Shaina Magdayao sa isang ospital... Ito po ay walang katotohanan. Ito po'y... this is unfair especially to a girl like Shaina. Hindi po ito totoo, 'wag po kayong maniwala.''

''As a matter of fact, si Shaina po ay busy sa kanyang taping para sa 'Precious Hearts Presents Alynna.' Samantala, si Lloydy naman po ay bising-busy din naman po para kanyang trabaho sa 'Imortal.''

"A girl like Shaina." Does Boy Abunda mean Shaina is too good a girl to engage in sexual relations with her boyfriend? I'm not saying the rumors are true but Boy's defense rings hollow. Insuating that Shaina is a good girl = virgin is akin to saying Boy is anally pure.

Boy's defense about the busyness of Shaina and John Lloyd to catch 5-10 minutes of sex is silly. Are they working 24/7? If you're stressed from work, aren't you more liable to find channels, i.e sex, to relieve the stress.

In other words, nagmamalinis pa si Boy Abunda tungkol kay Shaina. Shaina is no angel. Why doesn't he say categorically that it's impossible for Shaina and John to be brought to the hospital still attached in their nether regions because there has been no case of penis captivus reported in any reputed medical journals ever?

Anyway, personally I believe that this rumor is too good to be true. I don't think either of them has done any major major bad thing to warrant retribution of karmic proportions.

The only people who would jump in glee if this salacious rumor turns out to be true are John Pratts, Ruffa Gutierrez, Anabelle Rama, and maybe probably Sarah Geronimo.

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Marian Rivera vs Bela Padilla

Bela Padilla, who plays Yumi in the teleserye Endless Love staring Marian Rivera and Dingdong Dantes, is using the oldest trick in the book to catapult her to instant stardom - riding the coattails of someone more famous.

As the story goes, Marian Rivera has been acting like a bitch marking her territory by harassing Bela Padilla on the set of their Endless Love teleserye. The reason is that Bela is getting too close for comfort to Marian's beau Dingdong Dantes in their scenes for Endless Love.

Some of the sweets Marian allegedly reserves only for Bella were: "pangit, "bobo umarte" and "maputi lang."

The incident is not isolated as Marian and gang (that is Nadine Samonte and Jana Dominguez) are also into it, constantly bullying Bela with harsh words.

Allegedly Bela is traumatized and is now too afraid to report on set because of an incident in which Marian locked Bela and herself inside a CR after ordering people inside to go out.

With Marian's face allegedly only inches from Bela's face, Marian uttered, "Ang landi-landi mo! Ang pangit-pangit mo! Kahit kailan, huwag mong iiisipin na mai-insecure ako sa ‘yo! Hindi ka magugustuhan ni Dingdong kasi diring-diri ‘yan kapag may eksena kayo!

I can imagine Marian Rivera saying these exact same words. But is Marian stupid enough or arrogant enough to say these things in front of witnesses? Jury is still out on that one.

May psychology ba si Marian? Insekyora siya to the highest level. If she is confident of Dingdong's love, why the scene?

Marian graduated but never left high school. Fighting with a girl over a boy? C'mon on now. That it so high school. So aside from being an insekyora, cheap pa si Marian.

Marian is just being a true Cavitena - palaban and matapang - in defense of the various negative publicity that she has been involved in in the past. You can only use this defense up to a certain point. As a person goes higher in life - be it social or economic, one has to learn to combine being palaban and matapang with class. In Marian's case, she's nothing but a palengkera and butangera.

Marian is another one of those people with money who can't buy class and breeding. So it seems the girl has left Cavite but Cavite has never left the girl.

Manny Pacquiao Bitch Floyd Mayweather Jr Arresteded on Domestic Violence

Look at that mugshot. Floyd Mayweather has the most punchable face in the universe. Jusk ask Filipino boxing fans.

Floyd Mayweather Jr, who has made every kinds of excuses to avoid a ring fight against our very own Manny Pacquiao, has been arrested due to allegations of attacking and threatening to kill his baby mama. Figures. This trash is too much of a coward to threaten a person of his own gender.

Manny Pacquiao is too decent but you know and I know that he is laughing and saying "buti nga" on the inside.

Karma came way too soon for Floyd Mayweather. It was just a few days ago that he unloaded a series of racist and homophobic rant against Manny Pacquiao. Floyd Mayweather is too much of a coward to let his mitts do the talking in a ring. He had to do it in a 10-minute upstream video.

From the uncouth mouth of the cowardly one:

"As soon as we come off vacation, we're going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain't worried about that. So they ain't gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ass, I don't want you all to jump on my d---. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. ... Once I stomp the midget, I'll make that mother f----- make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice."

Amidst all these, Manny just had one comment. In a nutshell "wag pansinin ang walang pinag-aralan." I agree. Floyd Mayweather Jr is trash. All those millions can't buy him breeding.

I don't know what his beef is towards Manny considering he's the who refused to fight and considering that Manny is mum on anything Floyd Mayweather-related.

Too bad Floyd Mayweather has been released from Clark County jail in Las Vegas on $3,000 bail.

The Las Vegas Metro Police Department has recommended that Floyd Mayweather Jr. should also be charged with domestic violence, in addition to the grand larceny charge he was initially arrested for on September 10.

A judge also granted a temporary restraining order preventing Floyd from coming near Josie Harris and her children until October 10.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: Bossy Doc Ferdz Booted Out By Twist

A twist in the old game of Survivor saw the elimination Doc Ferdz Recio from Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown. A twist so early in the game. But then again, I wouldn't call it a twist. It's a completely different contest from the old game of Survivor that millions love to watch.

To have the leader of the tribe decide who gets eliminated and who gets to stay, really? So the tribe leaders, Buwi Meneses, Aira of Sex Bomb and Jon Hall, are completely safe until come merge time, I suppose? That's like wearing an immunity necklace for the first half of the show. And what did the tribe leaders do to deserve it? Winning one immunity game and being voted to be the leader. Didn't take much, did it?

Anyway, I knew Doc Ferdz was the bootee even from the first part of tonight's episode. In his taking heads, Doc Ferdz was clean shaven, not even a day's growth of beards. And although he was wearing the same white sleeveless shirt, it was as clean as an Ariel-laundered white shirt. You can tell the talking heads were done the morning after the elimination. Really sloppy editing jobs, Survivor editors!

Logically, Doc Ferdz should have stayed because in a tribe vs tribe contest you need to have strong members for the reward and immunity challenges. Doc Ferdz is bossy but he is reliable in the challenges. Mykah is weak. Erase the awa factor and Mykah really has no place in a game like Survivor.

Logic aside Doc Ferdz had it coming. There were too many cooks in the kitchen in the Magan tribe. Bossy types go early in the game because they unknowingly piss off the rest of the tribe members. And this is why Doc Ferdz is now comfortably resting in his hotel room. Meanwhile, we get to watch Karen de los Reyes bitch, bitch and bitch some more, Pretty Triszha whine, whine and whine some more, and Michelle Madrigal strut around the island, confident in her place as consort to tribe leader and real-life bf Jon Hall.

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Charice in the Second Season of Glee

Charice joined the rest of the cast of the Emmy-award winning TV show Glee for the Season 2 premier party held on September 7 at the Paramount Studios in Los Angeles, California.

Charice was interviewed on the red carpet to talk about her participation in the second season of Glee. I didn't notice if the effects of Vicki Belo's Botox and Thermage have worn off on Charice's face.

What is noticeable is that Charice was talking in a wanna-be American accent. Gurl, you haven't stayed in the states long enough to acquire an accent. That means you're mimicking, which means it's not coming out naturally. Watching Charice make the effort is cringe-worthy. Oh and yeah, Charice was wearing a simple but elegant black dress at the party.

Charice will play Filipina exchange student Sunshine Corazon who will be the rival of one of the show's leads Rachel Berry (Lea Michelle).

The ladies will be staging a singing catfight featuring Beyonce and Lady Gaga's collaboration "Telephone."

Glee will air on ETC cable channel on September 22, a day after the musical TV series airs in the USA.

Gerald Anderson and Kim Chui Break up

Gerald Anderson finally spoke up about rumors that he and his loveteam Kim Chui have broken up in an interview on the Sunday showbiz talk show The Buzz.

That curious sound you’re hearing in the background is the wailing of millions, I mean, global Kimeralds as they finally realize Gerald Anderson is not that into Kim Chui.

So Gerald and Kim's loveteam was only reel. Their relationship was special, but did not even come close to boyfriend-girlfriend.

Gerald and Kim buckled under the great pressure and high expectations of their fans, who are treating them like they are husband and wife living under the same roof already. I can appreciate this given how rabid many of the Kimeralds are. If you are cuckoo enough to threaten evil witchcraftery to anyone who separates Kim and Gerald, you are delusional enough to believe that what you see on a movie or TV program is true.

On the issue that Kim harmed herself when her "special" relationship with Gerald imploded, Gerald says it's not true. But I get the feeling that Kim is much more into Gerald than Gerald is into Kim. Let's leave it at that.

Gerald is keeping the hope alive in the Kimeralds' hearts with the assurance that he and Kim will still share the same space and breathe the same air in future movie and TV projects. Projects are money. Will they both say no to money?

Gerald and Kim may have fooled their dearest Kimeralds with their lovey dovey words and actions, but Gerald is still thankful to them for making sure he has money in the bank, several cars, a big house, big boy toys and other investments.

The interview did not touch the issue of the budding? or is secret romance? between Gerald and Bea Alonzo. Why would ABS-CBN? Walang pera sa relasyon nila.

In the recently held Star Magic Ball, Gerald and Bea arrived separately accompanies by different dates. But come closing time, they quietly sneaked out of the party together. And Kim? she remained at the party with her best girlfriends. Awww....

Diether Ocampo and Mark Herras In Trouble With The Law

Seems business is not their forte, huh?

In Diether Ocampo's case, he and his business partners are being sued by a printing company for failure to pay the balance of the cost of printing the issues of the men's magazine Uno Magazine.

First off, I didn't know there was an Uno magazine. So perhaps lack of readership is the reason why Diether and his publishing company is unable to pay the printing costs? I know one simple Google will tell me if this magazine has unfolded. I'm too lazy and frankly not interested to find out.

Second, Diether claims he is no longer with the publishing company so the plaintiff can settle the case of the postdated checks that didn't get through with his former business partners. Dumbfuck did not know that he can still be charged particularly if he had a hand in the bounced checks?

Mark Herras is being hunted by the Bureau of Internal Revenue for failing to submit the 2008 account books of the Clubserv Bar and Restaurant in which he is a part-owner. Mark probably received the summons from the BIR but didn't know what the fuck are account books, so he chose to ignore it.

Mark said he had nothing to do with the business' books because his participation extends only to the conceptualization of the restaurant.

Dumbuck! The BIR did not pull out your name out of their asses. Your name was listed as company treasurer in the SEC filing. Since you're the treasure, it's a logical assumption to go to you to ask for the account books. Dumfuck!

Yeah, it pays to go to school, Mark.

Claudine Barretto: Devout Born Again Christian and Earth Mother

The end in the Claudine Barretto vs Angelica Panganiban saga is still out of sight, Face to Face with Amy Perez should really think about doing a segment about it. What a historic, not to mention ratings-topping collaborative effort among GMA 7, ABS-CBN and TV5 that would be.

If not for a series of tweets from Claudine Barretto, we wouldn't have known that a fight a-brewing between herself and Angelica. It is also in her tweets that I discovered Claudine got good marks in Christian Living and Right Conduct in school.

Angelica has been called "traydor na kaibigan," "isang daga na tago ng tago," and somebody "[na] baka masunog pag pinag pray over."

Claudine was fuming mad that she fired off 21 tweets within a period of more than 17 hours. That's how mad she was. If tweets were bullets, imagine where Angelica is now.

One of the more nasty twits concerned Aneglica's relationship with Derek. In a nutshell, the twit was something to the effect of "nilalaspag lang si Angelica" and "kung pakakasalan ni Derek si Angelica."

So now the latest is that Angelica's home studio ABS-CBN has assigned two people to guard her body because of threats to her life made by Claudine.

If you're still not convinced that Claudine is such a devout Christian, here's Claudine's honeyed words for Angelica in their phone conversation: "Papatayin kita. Wawasakin ko mukha mo. You don't deserve to live. Suntukan tayo ngayon na."

In the words of Oda Mae Brown (the psychic from Ghost), "Angelica, you in danger, gurl."

Claudine was threatening to sue Angelica but it was Angelica, or Angelica's lawyers, who sent a demand letter to Claudine asking her to desist from speaking untruths about their client and to issue an apology for the libelous and slanderous remarks she made against their client.

Claudine is insane! She has made her Twitter account private. This is after she outdid even Clara making Mara's life miserable. Ye, the horse has left the barn. Insanity!

Blind Item: When Too Much Control Could Spell Trouble

Finally! I have the answer to a tabloid blind item about an incident that is outright embarrassing and potentially fatal for the cast of characters - not to mention one for the books, if actually true.

The blind item was about a celebrity couple who were rushed to a Manila hospital with blankets hiding their identities because the man's penis was still stuck in the girl's lady parts and can't get out.

There's a medical term for it - penis captivus - a relatively rare medical condition in which a woman's vaginal muscles uncontrollably spasm during intercourse, trapping her partner's penis inside her vagina.

Per the tabloid, the female half of the couple apparently overdid her muscle control thingy. The other claim was that the male half took viagra - too ambitious, perhaps, or overcompensating, I don't know.

The tabloid version is too general, bordering on vague, on the identities of the unlucky couple. The male is a good dramatic actor and the female is a young actress.

The radio version gave an initial, JL for the male, and kapatid ng aktres sa Agua Bendita, for the female.

While this blind item is juicy and is one for the ages, saner, more rational minds must prevail.

Google is a wealth of information. Penis captivus is a very rare medical condition. There are case studies reported in reputed medical journals. In actuality, however, its origin started as an elaborate hoax.

But we never know. Stranger things have happened and continue to happen in this country of ours. Also, I'm thinking there's no actual case of penis captivus documented for posterity in medical literature because no couple has ever reported it due to embarassment. Think about it. Do you want to be in the news and in Youtube for all eternity because of a case of penis captivus?

As for our celebrity couple - it may be true what happened to them or they may just the victim of a nasty rumor. Either way, they are the unlucky of the unluckiest.

The Bida In the Claudine vs Angelica War Has Spoken

Cris Castro, the wife of the man who is allegedly Claudine Barretto's partner in acts of homewreckery has spoken and her statement in just a few words is: lie teller is Claudine.

Lie telling #1: Raymart and Claudine on being the special guests in the dinner hosted by the Castro family to celebrate the completion of their renovated garden (a new garden with a birthday celebration, take that!). Wrong. The Santiagos are one of several guests that also included Derek Ramsay and Angelica Panganiban.

Lie telling #2: Angelica's foul mood even before the party started. Wrong. Angelica was quiet, no dabog moments like what Claudine claimed.

Lie telling #3: Angelica badmouthing Claudine and sister Gretchen Barretto at the party - that's when Claudine lost her cool. Wrong. Angelica was quiet and with Derek the whole time, making it impossible for her to say to anyone in the party how Gretchen gifted Derek with expensive things. It was Claudine who was hogging center stage that night.

Mrs Castro's other revelations are basically summed up with: "she's not impressed with Claudine - at all."

Claudine's stalkerish tendency:

Mrs Castro claims Claudine sometimes calls her house 30 days a day.

Now I know Claudine has not career to speak these days, but calling someone's house 30 times a day is too much! Shouldn't Claudine be calling people who can help resurrect her dying career?

Who is spreading the rumor that Claudine is fuck buddies with Mrs Castro's husband, Martin Castro?

According to Mrs Castro, she heard the rumor from Claudine herself. So, Claudine is spreading lies about herself?

Does Mrs Castro believe the rumor?
She doesn't. It's Claudine who can't let go, can't move on.

Mrs Castro reproached Claudine for mentioning her and her husband's names to the press. They treasure their privacy but she did mention in the interview she is not just a plain housewife. She is also a businesswoman with a new business that will soon open - The LifeScience Center for Wellness - at the Fort. Yeah, free publicity.

Is Claudine a very disturbed person? This negative publicity cannot be very good for the "earth mother" image she is trying to cultivate. If she is so desperate to return to her old glory days, she should at least hire a team of publicists to drum up publicities for her. Or is she is so hard up, she can borrow a PR person from Kris Aquino's battery of spin doctors. Kris has managed to get herself included in this mess by throwing her 10 cents in it, courtesy of her advice to Claudine. As if Kris needs another issue to keep herself in the press.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: Vapid Useless Twat Princess Snell Eliminates Herself

Startruck contestant Princess Snell quit from Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown within the first three days of the competition.

It's good that she quit because she saved her fellow contestants the energy of booting out this vapid useless piece of oxygen-stealer.

Nasilaw sa 3 million pesos - the primary reason why this pathetic bitch joined the contest without thinking of what it would entail.

She quit because she hasn't eaten for two days. Hey, it's not like the other contestants had themselves a buffet and hid it from her.

The contestants were collecting shells for their meal but according to this insipid twat she felt ashamed to be eating the small shells so she did not partake.

What this vacuous bitch failed to say was she felt ashamed partaking of the food she had no hand in collecting. Lazy in addition to being a waste of space and oxygen.

The twat also confessed to being unprepared for camp life considering that she works out two hours a day. No shit, Einstein! An isolated island in Thailand is not Shangri-la Hotel.

Useless reality contestants like Princess Snell are either the first bootee or they go the distance. Not for anything positive they contribute to the show but for making anyone that sits beside them in the finals look good - and therefore a shoo-in for the win.

I Googled this fuck and found she had just had her 18th birthday this year. That's not the interesting part. What made me go hmmmm was she posed for the men's magazine FHM before joining Starstruck.

It's either the vapid twat was not legal when she posed for an adult men's magazine or she took an axe to slice a great portion off her actual age.

If it's not yet obvious in this post, I hate this insipid bitch with the rays of a thousand suns. For a purist Survivor fan like me it incites a great deal of hate to see contestants on my TV just because they're pretty when there are other contestants who could have been more interesting to watch.

At Ang Kati Ay Nagsimula Na

Kris Aquino and Makati Mayour Jun Jun Binay were sighted on August 30 shopping at Glorietta 4 in Makati.

In the phone video was taken by a paparazzo for TweetBiz, Kris and Major JunJun were in the company of Kris' sons Joshua and Baby James and Mayor JunJun's maid carrying several shopping bags.

The highlight of this sighting? When Baby James asked his mother dearest, "Is he your boyfriend?" The child was obviously referring to the mayor, not one of the males he saw passed by their group.

Kris was deadma at first but when the son asked the same question again, mother dearest said "hindi ko siya boyfriend."

With this outing with JunJun Binay, seems Kris is not at all bothered that she is coming out as the villainess in the Kris-James marriage mess. It also appears that the itch has started - not from the STD that Kris allegedly got from Joey Marquez - duh!

Joshua, son of Kris by Philip Salvador, was also in the video. Can't we free Joshua from Kris and give him to President Noynoy for adoption. Joshua is the innocent child in all of these mess, he deserves hugs and kisses.

And Kris and her battalion of publicists will spin this as nothing more than a shopping outing between two besties. Watch!

Chaka vs Chaka

Standup comic Chokoleit said it, not me, about his feud with showbiz reporter/host Cristy Fermin.

Cristy lost her shit after finding out that Chokoleit, via Twitter, was cussing her and calling her out on the regular blind items featuring him and his besties Pokwang.

For daring to play, and beating, Cristy at her own own game, Chokoleit will be seeing her in court.

Cristy wrote in her tabloid column that Pokwang owes her for the paintings that Pokwang purchased from her art gallery. According to Chokoleit's twit, it is Cristy who owes Pokwang.

Hmmm.. who to believe? Based on NBI records, I'd believe Chokoleit. With all her libel and estafa cases, Cristy should be writing for the Women's Correctional gazette, not gracing local showbiz programs with her venom and vitriol.

I am surprised Cristy is suing Chokoleit for libel and unjust vexation. I would think that a reporter like Cristy who writes mostly garbage and untruths is thick-skinned and a true believer of freedom of expression.

Panlalait-pagmumura-paninirang puri - that's the whole basis of Cristy's suit against Chokoleit.

The basic tone of Cristy's showbiz column is panlalait-paninirang puri.

Kettle meet pot. I see you too have not been introduced.

Cebuanos Hate Gloria Diaz

Ms Universe 1969 Gloria Diaz is getting flak from Cebuanos because of her comments about the use of an interpreter during beauty pageants.

When Gloria Diaz said "Kasi, when you think about a Cebuana can hardly speak English and, of course, Tagalog, maybe she should answer in Bisaya," Cebuanos went up in arms and immediately thought of ways to get back at Gloria Diaz.

Cebu City Rep Cutie del Mar spent her precious privilege speech to denounce Gloria Diaz and her statement, calling it an insult, and demand a public apology.

Not to be outdone, the Vice Mayors League of the Philippines-Cebu has issued a resolution declaring Gloria Diaz "persona non grata" in Cebu.

In the words of Angelica Jones: "over OA."

In this country, being called "bobo sa English" is one of the greatest insult that you can say against a person.

Isang malaking kamalian na isipan na hindi matalino ang isang Pilipino hindi marunong magsalita at umunawa ng Ingles.

Isang kapalaluan ang isipin na porke marunong kang mag-ingles class ka na.

Kaya Cutie del Mar tama na ang pagpapa cute sa Kongreso, get to work. And to the vice mayors, marami sa distrito nyo ang naghihirap, tulungan nyo kung paano mangisda.

Goodness, all these outrage over a freaking beauty contest!