Paris Hilton Leaves Manila

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton, wearing a Manny Pacquiao shirt, leaves Manila with super gladness in her heart that the US press and blogosphere bashing she gets every time so she much as breathe, has eluded Philippine media and the Filipino audience.

The reality tv ho's 5-day stay in Manila was a complete success, having did a photo shoot for that real estate development she is helping design allegedly, having a meet-and-greet with her Filipino "fans" and having dinner with Manny Pacquiao and wife, Jinkee.

Now she's threatening to come back to Manila since she received the much-vaunted "Filipino hospitality." Paris Hilton even got a self-confessed "Paris Hilton's biggest fan" in the person of Isha Dinio. Whatever floats your boat, Isha, but Paris fuckin' Hilton? It's like saying you admire the bubonic plague for wiping out millions of people all those years ago.

Paris Hilton got the love but not Georgina Wilson. You may be wondering "da who?" Well, Georgina Wilson is better known as the ex-girlfriend of Richard Gutierrez.

Well, Georgina Wilson got flamed in a major way for twitting that Pnoy has better things to do than meet Paris Hilton at the Malacanang Palace.

To Paris Hilton's fans who consider her the epitome of beauty, Paris Hilton is faker than Ruffa Mae Quinto breakup with Mikey Arroyo.

Let's see. hair extensions, check. Blue contact lenses to camoulage her naturally brown eyes, check. Wonky eyes, check. Flat ass, check. Humongous feet, check. Baby voice, check. Paris Hilton's got a man-voice. Don't let her fool you.

Georgina Wilson was right. Paris Hilton has no business meeting with Pnoy. The winning Philippine Dragon Boat Federation team presented Pnoy a paddle with the members' signature. What's Paris Hilton going to present to Pnoy? Cooties?

Paris Hilton said she couldn't wait to come back to the Philippines. I hope she does come back again and again. This fake dumb skank will slip up eventually and her Filipino fans will finally see what US bloggers have been blogging about Paris Hilton. Stupid, vapid and fake.

Where In the World Is Diamond Star Maricel Soriano?

Maricel Soriano, who is wanted by the barangay for allegedly abusing her maids, is harder to find than Carmen San Diego.

Two meetings to face her accusers, and still Maria is a no-show. There's a third meeting, I think. If Maricel is still a no-show the complaint will be elevated to the next level after the barangay, but still no lawsuit.

What is taking so long? Is this celebrity justice? This is not Maricel Soriano's first complaint over physical abuse on her katulong. Why don't human resources agencies put a ban on Maricel Soriano? See how she fares without people at her beck and call.

People close to her most likely know where Maricel Soriano is holed up, but are keeping mum lest they also feel the wrath of Maria in one of her episodes?

Fanny Serrano won't say anything even if you bribe him with the freshest of man-meat on the market.

Malou Choa-Fagar, the manager of the fugitive, has not been getting her 10% from Maricel Soriano because they have nit been in contact for a while. So dead end there as well.

Director Wenn Deramas is also not talking where his BFF is, but ask him about Maria's bank balance and you'd get a mouthful.

Deramas is denying Maricel's Purita Mirasol status because how dare we call Maricel poor when she just lent a down-and-out friend a huge amount of money.

If my favorite reading material is to be believed, Maricel Soriano is confined in a posh hospital somewhere in Ortigas for alcohol intoxication.

Alcohol intoxication--what a GP (general patronage) term for the Filipino term who are all familiar with --lulong.

Alcohol intoxication is the term you use when you just binged drunk because of a major heartbreak or a major milestone in your life. You drink, you get drank, you puke, you sleep it off, and you feel like hell the following day. That's alcohol intoxication.

It's not the kind that gets you confined in a hospital. Sosyal ka naman masyado kung pupunta ka pa ng ospital para magpalipas ng hangover.

Wenn Deramas said that all these bad publicity on Maricel Soriano is because someone is out to destroy her.

Take this with a huge amount of salt. Who would plot against Maria to steal her diamond star for their own? Maybe, two decades ago when Maricel Soriano's diamond star was shining bright, if not brighter, alongside the superstar, megastar and the star for all seasons.

POC's Col Jeff Tamayo Has Crabs

The mentality of a crab, that is, for calling the Cobra Philippine Dragon Boat team "ampaw" and matatanda na, and telling them to quit the team already.

Jeff Tamayo can't contain his crabs that he can't appreciate that age is not hampering our PDBF team from competing, and winning, against world-class athletes. But then again, I ask, team members are in their late 20s and early 30s, are they really that old? Yes, if you ask ignorant people like Jeff Tamayo.

The PDBF teams has one thing to say to contain Jeff Tamayo's crabs: "5 golds, 2 silvers, baby!"

Our Cobra Philippine Dragon Boat team made the Filipinos proud when they won, and won in record-breaking fashion, at the IDBF Dragon Boat World Championships in Tampa, Florida.

Jeff Tamayo's crabs cannot be stopped because he went on to accuse our dragon boat team of taking steroids. The accusation is par for the course for the bitter losers. What is galling is that the accusation came from a fellow Filipino.

If we can only illustrate what a true crab mentality is, Jeff Tamayo's picture would be all over it.

Jeff Tamayo is so amazed at our dragon boat team's clocking time that he let his crabs talk by accusing them of doctoring their time.

Jeff, give it up. I spent a good while on Youtube watching the Philippine Dragon Boat team's matches since 2007. I, too, am amazed. But I can ascribe it to the fact that our Philippine Dragon Boat team are simply BEASTS!

The team has a paddling technique that allows them to paddle at double the rate of their competitors.

Other countries' dragon boat teams are in awe, and even fear, our Dragon Boat team. And here is Jeff Tamayo, being a pill.

Jeff Tamayo should resign from the board of POC and whatever national sports association he represents. Jeff Tamayo is a Colonel, but we can never call him an "officer and a gentleman." Not when he's blabbing everywhere, letting his crabs show.

And Peping Cojuangco. There's another politiko who has no place in sports. He so proud to say they're not being paid a salary to do their job at PSC. Peping, Filipinos are not born yesterday. Even if you don't take a salary, there are other ways to get your hands on the moolah.

Anyway, what is Peping Cojuangco doing at PSC? Just because he spent much of his time stage-fathering Mikee Cojuangco during her active equestrian days doesn't make him a perfect fit to drive the Philippine's flagging sport programme.

Warning! Paris Hilton Is Coming To Manila

Jinkee Pacquiao's new BFF Paris Hilton is coming to Manila on Aug 13 to spread her herpes virus brand among her clueless Pinoy fans.

A local real estate company, Century Properties, is bringing Wonky-eyed Paris Hilton here to work on the design of Beach Club of Azure Urban Resort Residences. Just because Wonks is a great granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton doesn't mean she knows anything about style or design.

This talentless waste of space and oxygen peaked in 2007. She has been replaced by the Kardashians as the No 1 vapid POS on reality television. Wonky's new reality show, The World According to Paris, tanked on its premier and continues to lose viewers.

Don't be duped into buying Paris Hilton-designed real estate. Just look at the Paris Hilton boutique at Resorts World in Paranaque. Nobody is buying, even entering, in that shop because why would anyone buy a brand that is synonymous with vapid, talentless, skank, diseased, attentionwhore and coked addict?

If that's not enough, who want's to wear pink-coloured purses and bags with a picture of fucking Parasite Hilton on it? Waste of your hard-earned pesoses I would say.

Paris Hilton is a has been so she's looking for anybody famous to keep her sinking celebrity status afloat. The Pacquiaos are it, and Jinkee is gullible enough and starstruck enough to fall for it. Jinkee should take time out from her busy plastic surgery schedule to google the dum fuck and see for herself the kind of STD-ridden, coke-addicted celebutard she is attaching her name with.

We should go the way of Japan and ban this dumb skank from entering the country. But this is a shot at the moon because Pinoys love their Hollywood celebrities. Even if that celebrity comes with a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warning.